THE Jacobite Warrior, Scotland’s largest loch-based cruise ship, was launched today on Loch Ness.
• Largest loch-based cruise ship in Scotland
• Capacity to carry up to 1500 passengers each day
• Ship designed to capitalise on increase numbers of tourists from China, Brazil and Russia
I feel a bit sorry for these tourists. They will arrive at the loch with Nessie expectations, only to have them dashed by the local experts! Would they have turned up if they had been told these theories beforehand? Well, perhaps I presume too much of the Jacobite tour guides?
This post contains links to our series on land sightings of the Loch Ness Monster. The concept itself is summarised in the Overview article below. Articles will be added as and when completed.
Overview - a general look at these most mysterious of sightings.
It's a busy weekend at Loch Ness, on top of the annual RockNess music festival which is guaranteed to keep our noise sensitive Nessie firmly underwater, a possibly unique event will come to pass as the Olympic Torch traverses the Great Glen (map from bbc.co.uk below).
As some may know, the torch has been going up Britain carried by the great and the good, the famous and not so famous people of these isles. The torch is scheduled to arrive at the southern end of Loch Ness just after 4pm and then proceed up the A82 and then cross the loch to the music festival.
A good time for Nessie to surface with all those professional newscaster cameras around, but I wouldn't hold out too much hope! More details here.
POSTSCRIPT: Looks like the old "Loch Ness Hoodoo" of stuck cameras afflicted the BBC as their live webfeed of the road journey disappeared somewhere north of Invermoriston and did not come back till they were beyond Loch Ness and heading into Inverness!
Having had the trail cameras out and about at various times and locations, I thought I would put up a gallery of some of the more interesting images. Note if the Loch Ness Monster is in any of them, I can't see it! You can click on each image for more detail.
First we have a pleasant day at Loch Ness with some people out on a fishing excursion.
However, Highland weather can be quite temperamental as this next shot shows. Not quite great Nessie spotting weather.
The next picture is one I was hoping wouldn't happen but then again, I am half glad it did. Someone had found my trail camera but clearly they left it else I would not be showing you these pictures! So I thank the person for their honesty but clearly I will have to find a more covert location. I though it was well embedded and out of the way from tourists but then again, those boats I just showed could possibly notice it from afar and come back later to investigate.
As is usual the loch stirs itself and begins to attack the shoreline.
The sky begins to darken and the loch becomes more unsettled and harder to interpret. Is that a long hump at the centre left or just a wave?
The next camera I put on the roadside for one night just to see what happened as darkness descended. As it turned out a UFO (Unidentified Furry Object) came into view at midnight. I must admit I have no idea what it is. Perhaps a fox or rabbit? Too small and furry for Nessie, that's for sure.
I then moved the camera to a spot just north of Fort Augustus.
Things got interesting when this critter turned up at 10:36pm.
"What was that little red light I just saw?"
"I think I better investigate this ...."
"... and give it a good sniff."
I was wondering what this "UFO" was. A ferret, polecat, weasel? Actually, I think it might have been a Pine Marten which is itself not a common creature. It seems our Loch Ness animals are pretty aware of these devices, which I don't mind so long as they don't sit in front of them all night!
More pictures as and when interesting things pass in front of them!
Moving on from our
overview of Loch Ness Monster Land Sightings, we have an aspect of these
cases which turns up now and again and is best exemplified by the one
case ascribed to the late monster hunter, Ted Holiday in 1962. We take
up the story in his own words from his book, "The Great Orm of Loch
Ness" (p.11 1st Ed).
Passing
the stony beach I moved on to prospect the wooded shore beyond
Inverfarigaig which is hard to reach and seldom visited. A black fir-wood
led down to a tract of bracken which ended in a beach. It was narrow,
steeply-angled and overgrown with saplings. I examined this beach for
some distance in both directions but the only organic object discovered
was the drowned carcass of a wildcat. However, at one spot there was a
curious patch of bent and broken bushes several yards wide beside the
water for which it was hard to think of an obvious explanation. Years
later, I learned that
local people do
occasionally find these
patches and they associate them with the
Orm.
The "Orm" was Holiday's own name for Nessie. The
maps below shows the houses of Inverfarigaig and the circle is where I
think Ted Holiday's beach was (I take "beyond Inverfarigaig" to mean
west towards the shore and not south on the road). Though it may not be
the only candidate it certainly is out of the way of the main road and
looks hard to get to. Some may think the locals were pulling Ted's leg
but whatever you think of this story, it stands to reason that if the
Loch Ness Monster takes to land then it is going to leave evidence of
its journey.
Therein lies an opportunity for research, albeit a very
rare
one. But what is the opportunity and how does one know they are looking
at it? Several of our cases mention forensic evidence of the creature's
fleeting appearance on land. The Margaret Munro case mentions a large
depression being found on the beach by her employers when they went to
investigate her claims. The E.H. Bright case mentions a three toed foot impression
being left by the creature and the Alastair Erskine-Murray case involves a large depression the size of a "bull walrus". Meanwhile, the story of Alec Muir has our
witnesses following a trail through the undergrowth to a a bubbling loch
surface. We also have the case from the 1970s involving teenagers camping and hearing strange noises outside their tent at night which revealed crushed vegetation around them in the morning.
After
Arthur Grant's famous encounter in January 1934, H.F. Hay (a fellow of the Zoological Society of Scotland)
visited the spot with Grant and claimed to have seen evidence of body and appendage marks on the beach. The
Grant case had the misfortune to have the yet to be discredited "hunter"
Marmaduke Wetherell getting involved. There is a photograph of him and
Arthur Grant examining wool or something similar attached
to
bushes.
On the subject of tracks, Wetherell is associated with the infamous "Nessie footprints" found on a
beach between Foyers and Fort Augustus in December 1933 (picture below). The footprints were declared by him to be
genuine but the Natural History Museum examined a plaster cast and decided it to be the right foot of a hippopotamus! Wetherell
and the Daily Mail investigation folded shortly after and Wetherell
apparently vowed revenge (which seemed to imply the Mail was in on the
act but had made Wetherell take the bullet alone). Years later in the
Surgeon's Photo expose by Alastair Boyd and David Martin, it turned out
that Wetherell had owned a silver hippo foot cast made into an ashtray.
So
much for fake tracks but what about the genuine articles? There are
three ways the Loch Ness Monster could leave evidence of its terrestrial
lumberings, the first are ground depressions left by its body,
the second is fecal material
(i.e. droppings) and the third is organic material. We will look at
each in turn.
DEPRESSIONS
Depressions can be any marks in
the ground left by the creature. The problem is what do they look like and how rare are they? Primarily we are looking for main
body marks and secondarily appendages due to their lighter and smaller
impressions. In that light, we are looking for either oval, concave
impressions and possibly gully like impressions for more serpentine
morphology. The "canvas" of such impressions is important and indeed we
should regard such depressions as rare given the shoreline features of
Loch Ness. We can class the types of potential ground as:
Heavy and light shingle
Sand
Grass
Bracken type undergrowth
As
far as my investigations went, the typical shoreline will consist of
some feet of shingle or sand beach followed by level or slightly rising
grass or undergrowth which is itself terminated by road or rockface. In fact, because of the roads, the combined
beach-vegetation strip may not be very wide at all and may only be a few
feet across. The problems with depressions left by large creatures
weighing one tonne or more becomes apparent on closer examination. With
grass and heavier undergrowth, there is a time limit on depressions as
the vegetation's resilience will spring back to close the gap. In other
words, after days or even hours, one may not be aware that anything huge
passed that way. The only exception is undergrowth snapped and killed
by the sheer weight. Note that the type of undergrowth we are talking
about would perhaps be less than two feet high, a large creature with a
low centre of gravity and limbs designed primarily for moving underwater
is not going to be a great negotiator of typical Loch Ness shoreline.
The
problem with shingle is that heavier shingle will not be sufficiently
moved to produce anything noticeable.
Referring to the Margaret Munro case, her employers noticed the
depression in the ground after hearing her story but if she had said
nothing and they went for a walk on the beach later, would they have
noticed the depression and attached any significance to it? Lighter
shingle (i.e. stones less than a few centimetres) and sand offer the
best hope of an out of the ordinary depression which would have a long
time limit to it (until it is broken up by waves, humans, animals). As
it turns out such beaches are not common at Loch Ness but this at least
helps focus ones attention on where to look. Sand beaches are the least
common compared to shingle but would offer the best hope of tracks
being left which have some detail to them. Clearly, the bigger the
stones get, the more detail is lost.
By way of example, I came
across some curious marks on the shingle beach at a spot on the south
side of the loch recently. The photographs below shows a kind of 20
foot long arrow head shaped arrangement of shallow trenches converging at a bush. A comparison photo of the beach further down is shown last.
Now I
would normally just say that wave action was depositing lighter shingle
on top of heavier but I would then expect all lines to be parallel, so
to my uninformed mind, something else was at play to produce these
marks. It was also unclear to me how far the water could forcefully progress up the beach as the loch level rises with rainfall and stormy weather. Now I am not saying that this was produced by a serpentine like
creature writhing on the beach, I am rather saying that coming across
depressions on the beach needs some thought applied to it rather than
jumping to conclusions. An examination of the depressions did not reveal
any further clues but it would be interesting to visit the marks in a
few months time to see if they have been eroded away by natural and
artificial means (I saw a group of canoeists dragging their canoes onto
shore at that time though I felt the marks were not made by lightweight
canoes).
FECAL MATERIAL
Moving
onto fecal material, it is clear that if Nessie eats then Nessie
defecates. As with Bigfoot hunters, finding such material could prove to
be decisive in the Loch Ness Monster hunt as DNA material from
intestinal cells could be obtained, but what exactly does one look for
(or smell for)? What do Nessie faeces look like? Does she even do her
"business" on land? Pertinent questions I am sure have raced through your mind many a time! One would normally give a dung heap a body swerve, but a Nessie one? It's worth its weight in gold!
Assuming faeces do end up on land, they will be even rarer than the actual land excursions themselves. But unlike the creature, they do not go back in the water. If the dung is slurry like (as it
is with animals such as sharks in the clip below), then it will be absorbed into the
ground and the thin layer of solids will eventually be washed away by some
typical Scottish rain or dry and flake off. Nevertheless, if people actually look for these things, there may be a chance of finding one.
If it is more solid, the chances of discovery heighten. In fact, one would have presumed a large pile of solid Nessie faeces would have been pretty noticeable after 79 years unless people are mistaking them for livestock dung! My bet is that Nessie faeces are more slurry than solid (and I managed to type that while eating my lunch).
ORGANIC MATERIAL
But the prized item above all is a piece of the Loch Ness Monster. By that we would mean a piece of skin, tooth or claw being found in or near our depression site. Finding these small items in any other context would be next to impossible in my opinion. Indeed, it seems quite unlikely that a piece of tooth or claw would find its way onto the shore - animals tend not to shed teeth and claws as they are important to survival. But skin is a different matter, some animals shed their skin at regular intervals as they outgrow them. This moulting process occurs with snakes, lizards, salamanders and frogs. The skin can either come off in one piece or fragments.
Whether the Loch Ness Monster sheds its skin as it grows is unknown. What is clear is that a lot of moulting animals eat their shed skin for nutrition so the evidence may be eaten as soon as it is produced! However, as such a creature drags itself along the rough shingle ground, it is possible that some skin would come off and be left behind. These may be quite small and may even be scales, again a thorough search of the suspected depression area (including under shingle) would be required.
THE STATISTICS OF THE SEARCH
Looking for depressions, faeces and skin fragments - the theory is simple enough but the practise may not be. There is approximately 85,000 metres of shoreline along Loch Ness. The beach and vegetation may extend out 2m to 10m and more from water to road or rock. Using an average of 6m gives us an initial surface coverage of about half a million square metres. That is about equivalent to the area of 100 American football fields and very inaccessible in parts. Some parts are very difficult to access such as beyond Foyers to Fort Augustus and Urquhart Bay northwards due to no road access or sheer height. These stretches alone take out a third of the available shoreline so we have more like 57,000 metres.
However, thousands of tourists access the shoreline every year (albeit for very short periods of time and not to look for faeces and skin). What are the chances of something being found? If one creature takes to the available shoreline (340,000 sq m) every month at random at night then one depression of say 6 sq m is made. Assume also the depression erodes away within that month. Now one trained and dedicated person actively searching this shoreline full time for one month would find the depression (assuming the creature does not land on the beach he has just surveyed!). However, such a person does not exist and so we are down to a mix of tourists, locals and monster hunters.
Take Steve Feltham as an example. He is a dedicated monster hunter who lives on the beach at Dores. Assume he surveys 200m of his shoreline every morning for a month. The odds of our creature landing on his stretch in any given month is about 285 to 1 against (57000 / 200). In other words, it would take 285 months to happen or 24 years. Steve has only been there 20 years so perhaps his time has not yet come!
Now take 10,000 tourists over one month parking their cars randomly along the loch and going down to the shore to spend a few minutes taking pictures. Their survey area is much shorter as their focus is on the loch ahead of them but let us assume 5m either side of them (i.e. 10m). However, their coverage is greater than our lone person due to their dispersal around the loch but in practise they tend to focus on key areas such as the location of parking laybys. So their coverage is not 10,000 * 10m but something less than that, I would say less than 5% given how far apart laybys are. That gives them a maximum coverage of 5,000m which suggests the odds of a Nessie depression being near a tourist is no better than 11 to 1 against. That suggests it would take at least a year for a tourist to be within eye shot of a Nessie landing spot. Thereafter other factors dictate:
the individual's powers of observation to notice the depression as being noteworthy
the quality of the depression given the sand/shingle/bracken factor
the odds that the tourist will realise the depression has Nessie significance
the odds that this event will get reported and be investigated
Of course, one can play around with the numbers and come to some other conclusion, but I hope I have put across the idea that it is not a given that something will be easily discovered or even make it into the public domain.
CONCLUSIONS
During the heady days of Loch Ness Monster expeditions in the 1960s and 1970s, I think it is fair to say that searching for land markings and other traces was not high up on the agenda. In fact, I am not even sure it featured at all. Given that those water based searches did not produce the final evidence, what have we got to lose by moving the search onto the shore?
Admittedly, the resources required to do this are large and so I do not expect any large scale effort in these more sceptical times. Indeed, even finding a "plesiosaur-shaped" depression may just elicit explanations that range from natural formations to someone digging it out. The marks I found myself could almost be a test case in that regard, natural, human, what? Going back to Ted Holiday's crushed bracken, we can never be quite sure when it comes to these slightly less than obvious intrusions on the loch shoreline. The prize may ultimately lie in what is found in the immediate vicinity.
However, I hope I have added a useful task to the list of those dedicated and occasional Loch Ness Monster hunters who still make their way to the loch looking for that decisive piece of evidence.
Whilst perusing some old copies of the popular Scots Magazine, I came across this in the Letters page of the November 1959 issue.
Dear Sir,
I was interested to
read the article about Killer Whales
(September issue). In July 1953,
when at Letterfearn, I took a
photograph of a strange creature
in Loch Duich. I saw the dorsal fin several times as it travelled - quite
fast - first up the loch (to the right
of the picture) and then down.
I would estimate the distance from
the shore at about thirty yards, and
the height of the fin at two feet or more.
Since reading J. L. Campbell's
article I have wondered whether it
was not a Killer Whale that I photographed. I would say it had
most of the characteristics ascribed to the Killer Whale. The whole aspect of the animal and its movements were belligerent beyond
doubt, and had I been in a small
boat in its path my first reaction
would have been to get as far away
from it as possible.
Its movements
in Loch Duich recalled these of an
otter in a river pool - to seek and
kill on sight. Unfortunately, it did
not surface sufficiently to allow the
skin markings to be seen. It came up only when it had to, and went
straight back to the job on hand
which seemed to absorb it
completely.
Yours faithfully.
W. H. Findlay.
The pictures above are what Mr. Findlay took that day. Admittedly, if he had not stated what he saw in detail, we would be left with a photograph that would be described as a serpentine head and neck by some. However, the blunted top of the appendage plus Mr. Findlay's own account of its motion does indeed suggest it is a killer whale of some description. In fact, some of the blighters were shot (with a camera) in hot pursuit of dolphins only a week ago further up the Scottish coast. See article and photograph here.
Of course, killer whales have never frequented Loch Ness at any time, so we do not include them as an explanation of Nessie sightings.
I came across this multi part story
while searching on the Internet a few days back. The reason I had not
seen it before was because the stories had only been posted in the last two
weeks. My comments below contain spoilers, so feel free to read the originals first. Note this is a fictional work. I initially thought it might have a grain of truth, but as the author has posted instalments and the plot has developed, it is just as well it is just a story!
UPDATE: The author has removed these chapters but hopes to put them back in at a future time.
The story concerns a man who was a keen angler who had received a call
for help to go up to Loch Ness to help a friend who had bought a hotel
in or around Foyers. While up at the loch, he was regaled with a few
interesting tales by the local fishermen such as the Fort William boy
who was trapped in a coil by a giant eel and the submersible under Castle
Urquhart that fled from eels bigger than itself. Suitably sceptical, he
decided to try out his fishing rod in the loch at Foyers but only
pulled up a dog like rib cage. Walking over the Foyers river later he
noticed a line of eighteen inch eels foraging their way up the river.
The systematic way they did this was unusual but he did not think much
more of it.
On a return visit to the Loch, he
brought his fifty pounder line to have a go at the Loch Ness pike he had
been told about. His first venture back with two lines at night ended
with a trout head being reeled in after something big grabbed it and ran
the line out. The second heavier line with a piece of mackerel on it
was reeled in but then with a jolt began to run deep. It turned out to
be a seal but a local incident elsewhere with a dead seal later made him think it was
his hook that injured the seal but the vet told him the seal had died
from a bite from something else in the loch which had led to an
infection.
The story develops until finally
our angling author hooks a huge eel which leads to a fish
expert joining the hunt and we enter a world of cannibal eels which attack anything in their path yet flee from a humble torch when it
lights on their strange pale eyes.
It's a fascinating read whether
it is true or not. If it was true, I agree with the author's sentiment
that he would never swim in Loch Ness again, let alone canoe (well, I was already of that opinion!). However,
the creatures portrayed in the story are to say the least vicious and
come across as the Loch Ness version of piranhas.
From a purely Loch Ness Monster Theory point of view, I found some parts of the story interesting.
The pale eyes of the eels suggesting a nocturnal creature.
The slime marks on a bank near a landed creature which suggested some terrestrial mobility,
The ability to expand their bodies with gas which spoke of high buoyancy (the author suggested eels do this as a decompression guard against the bends).
The cannibalistic nature of the animals which spoke to the food supply issues.
So enjoy the story. I suspect there will be further instalments which may see these creatures and the truth of the matter develop with the storyline.The only remaining question is who wrote this story? Perhaps someone already known to the Nessie community?
