This email popped into my inbox recently:
Dear sir,
I
wonder whether either yourself or any of your readers would be
interested in my recent advert, (attached), the positions of which I am
having difficulty filling.
I
am seriously considering rewarding, as further inducement, a sizeable
crate of Tunnock's Snowballs to each of the successful applicants. (As
you're doubtless aware, Tunnocks have been eaten, used as a binding
agent re. footwear, and fashioned into bait traps during all successful
monster expeditions.)
Interested parties may discover more at www.festicopia.com
Winter is almost upon us and the beast must be caught!
Yours in haste,
Colonel Buckshot
If you are foolhardy enough, you know what to do! Sadly, I just fail to meet his age range requirements, but I find his Nessie on Land theory ... strangely compelling.
The author can be contacted at lochnesskelpie@gmail.com
