Is the Loch Ness Monster a species
of animal that is not only beyond the reach of identification but also
beyond the reaches of this planet? In the latest of our series of
articles on "What is the Loch Ness Monster?", we come to possibly the
weirdest one yet.
The
question will naturally arise as to what grounds one would base such a
claim upon. I personally have none but we like to look at all theories
on this blog whether they are considered respectable or not. However, it was a
comment by a reader recently that proved the catalyst for this article.
He had said that it was the higher strangeness sightings that he was
mainly interested in and this got me thinking for there was a story that
was dimly in my memory.
It
involved a person who claimed they had had an extraterrestrial
encounter with the Loch Ness Monster. and for the life of me I could not
remember the source of the story. As it turned out, my years of
teenage research into UFOs and other strange phenomena proved worthwhile
as I had kept some notes and that story was there. It involved a man
called Ted Owens and was related in a book called "UFO Trek" by Warren
Smith. The author had included snippets of an interview he conducted
with Ted Owens who was a "contactee". Owens claimed to be in contact via
telepathy with extra-dimensional beings he called the "Space
Intelligences" and also claimed they had given him special psychokinetic
abilities to influence such things as the weather. The relevant part of
the interview is quoted below:
Smith: I understand you were in Scotland and found out something about the Loch Ness Monster. Would you share that with us?
Owens: I went over there to make contact with the SIs. They sent me on a mission and Loch Ness was one of the places I was to visit. It was the dark of night, just after midnight, when I stood on the shores of the lake. That's when the monster came up out of the depths and surfaced. It wasn't more than twenty or thirty feet from the shore. It stared at me and in the moonlight I could see a long neck, about eight inches in diameter, and a small head. The head was about the size of a football. I communicated with the creature. It is from another dimension and has a link with the SIs. The monster does not die because it does not have a life system as we understand it. Actually, there is more than one such creature in the Loch.
Owens: I went over there to make contact with the SIs. They sent me on a mission and Loch Ness was one of the places I was to visit. It was the dark of night, just after midnight, when I stood on the shores of the lake. That's when the monster came up out of the depths and surfaced. It wasn't more than twenty or thirty feet from the shore. It stared at me and in the moonlight I could see a long neck, about eight inches in diameter, and a small head. The head was about the size of a football. I communicated with the creature. It is from another dimension and has a link with the SIs. The monster does not die because it does not have a life system as we understand it. Actually, there is more than one such creature in the Loch.
I would presume this alleged incident took place in the early 1970s. Quite
a story as you can imagine but what shall we make of it? In more ways
that one, the extraterrestrial Nessie theory is similar to the
Paranormal Nessie theory. It solves such questions as food supply and
elusiveness. In this very quote, the creature is implying it has no need
of whatever is in the loch for nutrition and the question of
elusiveness is further answered since there is a presumption that its
obvious intelligence and other abilities makes it decide whether to put
in an appearance before those incredulous humans.
But
then again more questions arise than answers. After all, it is a
contentious subject whether alien life forms even visit the Earth today,
let alone leave other such lifeforms in lakes around the world. The
natural assumption is that dropping an extraterrestrial creature in a
foreign world would probably not work out ecologically and biologically
as out of place creatures tend not to do well outside of their natural
habitats. But then again, these are highly advanced aliens, so they have
presumably solved that problem (Note: Owens claimed these Space
Intelligences were extra-dimensional and composed of light and energy,
so not quite the traditional visitors from another planet).
Why the creatures are even in a remote Highland loch is not answered and the
fact that this creature is intelligent and perhaps even telepathic stretches
credulity further. If one believes in alien visitors (and there are may
who hold to that view) then it is perhaps not such a leap to believe
they may have placed other lifeforms in earthly locations. However, for others, Ted
Owens may have been better advised to have held back at this point!
But
there is one area of the Loch Ness legend which does chime with this
story and that is the old Water Horse tales. The Loch Ness Kelpie was
described as intelligent as humans (if not more) and also could
communicate with them (albeit verbally). Indeed, in one account from the
19th century, we have the Loch Ness Water Horse engaging a human in
conversation on the subject of returning its magical bridle! Was this
modern story no more than a continuation of that venerable tradition?
Perhaps
it is as we investigate further. We have actually met the author Warren
Smith before as he wrote a book on the Loch Ness Monster which we
featured in our Loch Ness bibliography. The book is titled "Strange Secrets of the Loch Ness Monster" and was published in 1976. This was my short review of
the book:
A book with a back cover which asks some startling questions. Such
as is Nessie the relic of a lost underwater civilisation? Is there a
connection between Nessie and the Hollow Earth, Bermuda Triangle and
UFOs? Best of all, is her picture carved in ancient pyramids?
Pertinent questions to which the answer is a collective "No". As it turns out, this boilerplate book is a general survey of lake monsters worldwide with perhaps a third of its 234 pages devoted to Nessie and other Highland creatures.
Pertinent questions to which the answer is a collective "No". As it turns out, this boilerplate book is a general survey of lake monsters worldwide with perhaps a third of its 234 pages devoted to Nessie and other Highland creatures.
Interestingly,
Smith doesn't mention the Owens story in this book and it rather takes the view
that the creature may be a giant eel. So did Smith not believe Owen's
story or was Owen's story only made known to him after his Nessie book?
As it turns out, a biography on Owens called "The PK Man" by Jeffrey Mishlove states that Owens was interviewed by Smith in 1975, so he would have
known about it beforehand. Furthermore, Mishlove's book makes no mention of this Loch Ness incident which may be explained below.
I say that because the waters are muddied further in an article on Warren Smith written
back in 2007 called "Warren Smith: UFO Investigator or Hoaxster". This
article by Tim Banse claims that Smith would fabricate entire UFO
stories for his books. The reason given was simple, the money was
required to pay the bills and buy Christmas presents for his four kids.
The article can be found here.
If
Smith did fabricate this Loch Ness Monster story, then it would be
clear why he did not include it in his more mainstream Nessie book. But
the case is not proven, did Warren Smith or Ted Owens make the story up
or did Ted Owens really believe he had such an encounter at Loch Ness
one night long ago?
Whatever
the truth behind this story, like the Fordyce case it is a statistical
outlier and should be treated as such. The vast majority of Loch Ness
Monster cases in no way suggest the kind of creature that Ted Owens describes. Until corroborating reports come to light which back
it up, it needs to be decisively set aside.
That does not discard our Extraterrestrial Nessie as a theory, it just does not have much if anything to back it up .. unless readers wish to add anything they may know.
That does not discard our Extraterrestrial Nessie as a theory, it just does not have much if anything to back it up .. unless readers wish to add anything they may know.
